“The most dangerous small-press non-fiction comedy Doctor Who book published in North America since The Completely Unofficial Encyclopedia.”
— Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All (translated from the original baby)

“Way too many bondage jokes!”
— Adric, live from the Hadron web

“I kind of liked it, actually.”
— Alpha Centauri, winning at strip poker

Look at the Size of That Thing! contains everything you need to know to fool everyone into believing you’re a true Doctor Who fan.

Sure, you could always actually watch every episode and reconstruction, read every novel and comic book, listen to every audio, play every game, memorize every Pixley archive, et cetera, but who has time for that? Bill Evenson and Stacey Smith?, that’s who! Since you’ve been busy, they’ve nerded it up for you and provided an irreverent and downright hilarious comedy guide to all things Doctor Who.

Like the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, contained within is a roast of everything to do with Doctor Who, from the plots to the script editors to the spinoffs to the fans themselves. Episode guides, talking points, story codes, penis jokes and which episodes you absolutely must hate with a burning passion if you’re to make it among the fan glitterati. Everything you need to fake it ’til you make it. And then some.

AFTERWORD BY FRAZER HINES